The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #18325   Message #185834
Posted By: momnopp
27-Feb-00 - 03:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: Help: Lost my sense of humour *BG*
Subject: RE: BS: Help: Lost my sense of humour *BG*

Peking Take Away

A young Chinese couple got married. On the wedding night, the wife lies naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My dalling, I know dis yu filst time and yu flighten ... I plomise yu, I give yu anyting yu wan, I do anyting yu wan. What yu wan?"
"I wanna numma 69", she replies."
You wanna Cantonese beef with bloccolli?????????"