This thread put me in mind of a little computer song by The Shiny Bum Singers More about them in this thread - Shiny Bum Singers in S of England 2007

THE E-MAIL HAS DIED    (Tune: The Water is Wide)

The e-mail has died
I cannot get through
And I don't have
A number to fax
I'll phone IT
That's the thing to do
But who knows when
They'll phone me back

IT Help Desk
Got back to me
Said there's a queue
Of sixty-three
And while I wait
Turn it off and on
And then I find
The network's gone

The network is gone
So my work is too
And a paper trail
Is what I lack
I'll phone IT
That's the thing to do
But who knows when
They'll phone me back