Art awreet cock?
Excuse my absence for the past few days but I have been searching through the bowels of santa's grotty-o to find something suitable for the artful one's pressie and I feel I have found just the thing...

Reet, am off for a bite t'eat as I'm fair clemming after a' that findin' lark.

love
your hardworking super santa


ps I do not have time to be narcissistic as I spend too much time admiring myself in the mirror..