I bought 8 items and all of them were made in the US except the T shirt.

"And it's unclear, if you call the number, what kind of grilling they will give you as to your absence."

It is unclear what will happen when you call any number so that is a safe assertion but the next part implys that you will get a grilling. The only question is what kind of grilling.

Do we have to go back to the latin stuff again?

It is quite possible that a grilling might not ensue but you falsely claim a grilling will ensue.

Them you "create" a purely hypothetical scenario that this falsly implied grilling will be about.

Try some facts instead of false accusations and imagined situations.