Well, there's a first time for everything, I guess!


Hail, Barky, Goddess of the Trumpet!
Put thy sweet lips to thine embouchure
And blow forth a zephyr, a summons
To bring the bright dawn upon us once again!
Call upon all thine eternal powers
To bring the world the good graces that thou impart
Bestow unto us a flourish that will make the darkness,
That at times threatens to mar the fabric of our existence,
Depart forthwith, and never be seen by human eyes ere the world's demise!
Radiant Barky, we look unto thee and thy Divine Instrument
To make our lives worth living
Breathe, breathe now thy gentle breath as to stir the world from it's slumbers
Do us this favor, Favored Goddess, for we pledge our lives to thee!


--Mbo