We regret to inform you of the sad demise of the last living brain cell in the head of the well known and least liked member formerly known known as Flamingo Ted.
The name was recently shortened to the more suitable and appropriate title F...ted.
Many will mourn the passing of the brain cell. This well known homoeopathic, who was well known to Transvestites and cross-dressers throughout the folk scene. We do hope he will return, minus the brain cell and keep us entertained.