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Thread #91143 Message #1861272
Posted By: GUEST
17-Oct-06 - 10:26 AM
Thread Name: Origins: Earliest date for 'Diarrhea Song' ????
Subject: RE: Origins: Earliest date for 'Diarrhea Song' ????
It was certainly sung at our school in West Yorkshire when I was 4 in 1981 and I suppose it had been going longer than that before.
I was walking down the lane when I felt a sudden pain
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft),
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
I went behind a bush and it came out in a rush
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
I tried to make a bung but it trickled down mi thumb
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
It shot out of mi bum like a bullet from a gun
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
I tried to ride mi bike but mi arse felt like a spike
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
I went to the shop and mi knickers went pop!
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
dioarrhoea, (pfffft, pffft)
There was never a tune to it, more like a rap really!