Fear not, Ranger. Your Santa is on the job and only teasing you. Ebay is worldwide and has provided part one of your package. Now, do have them send it direct with a note "Do Not Open Until Xmas" or keep it as part of one parcel? Can a Ranger be trusted not to tamper with evidence?
What kind of Ranger are you, anyway? A glamorous Texas Ranger? A less glamorous but more useful Park Ranger? Or a totally useless gas guzzling SUV?
More teasing.
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