This was irrisistabable Aine hope this is ok

Parade

I was just an idle bystander
I came to watch the parade
Young ladies on floats
Teasing old goats
Rekindling a light that had failed

Chorus
I really don't know how they got there
I cannot explain it at all
For out of my black leather Jacket
Fell some Knickers rolled up in a ball

I was idly watching them passing
Their tits at the men they did flash
When out of the air
Came flying a pair
of panties in need of a wash

I thought " if your seen here watching
This exuberant, prurient show
Your ass in a sling
Will be just the thing
And older you ain't gonna grow

So I zipped up my jacket and wandered
To my little grey home in the west
Totally unaware
That the guilt making pair
Had gotten tucked into my vest

So now as I wait in the doctors
With an eye that is closed like a clam
I can muse upon chance
And stray pair of pants
And wife with a fresh leg of lamb