Let go the tiller Camilla
Go for a wander Madonna
Eff off to Stilton Hilton
And set us all free

Let's all pillory Hilary
The world can quit on a Brittany
We shall gainsay Beyonce
And listen to Joanie

Go sit on a weiner Angelina
We don't give a toss Moss
You're way too burly Hurley
So listen to me.