Welcome, Giac! Honoured to have you with us! You've been lurking a while, you say, so you already know about the wacky, fun, gentle, opinionated, tolerant, intolerant, poetic and helpful denizens.

About the song:
Would you be able to do-re-mi or ABC the melody for this? I have such a distant, vague recollection of hearing it that even rereading the lyrics hasn't brought it back. Thanks.