Parody

50 Ways to Save a Baby

Sit down in the back, Jack ,
Or play with the lock, Doc
Get thrown in the bus, Gus
Just listen to me. Just break off the key, Lee
Squeeze in the glue, Sue
Shoot up the wall, Paul
Just listen to me.
You can write to the Hill, Jill
Or just blow up the mill, Bill
Get out your gun, Son
Don't stop with just one.
And get yo' se-e-e-elf three.

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Sincerely,

Gargoyle