...and don't forget to see the whipmaster for an incompetent flogging, the ticketmaster for the wrong ticket, and the shipmaster so you can use that ticket to enter exile via a leaky boat.

This piece of continuation of your penance has been brought to you by the letter "M," one of the twenty-six or so letters in the English alphabet. Can you say "masochist?" Can you say "manacles?" Can you say, "MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm....?"