The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey
in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP
SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give
it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer
for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it
could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's
ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!

I'm taking it so seriously peace I have quit my job and took out a two hundred grand loan for that little cottage in the Dordogne I have had my eye on. You're good for guarantor aren't you?