Book 'em all (Jim Street)
(tune - Bless 'em all)

Book 'em near, book 'em far
The lorry, the ute or the car
Exceeding the limit is bad it is said
Park at a kerb that is painted bright red

And then suddenly up comes the law
Glaring and set in the jaw
A Parking Inspector
Is booking my Vecta
So out with the pad, book 'em all.

Book 'em near, book 'em far
The lorry, the ute or the car
A parking Inspector
Is booking my Vecta
So out with the pad, book em all.

Has to be sung with a very fierce, glaring Parking Inspector clutching an authentic pad & folder & writing tickets.