Well, that seems reasonable, and I think we should extend the principle to insert Elvis for any word we find to be marginally offensive.

I hope the Elvis on the list won't object, though since Elvis is such a ... well, Elvis-sounding word. I don't mean to cast aspersions on anyone's Elvis. Especially members of the fairer Elvis.

And if I can offer my Elvis by way of making amends, please, all you fair and tender Elvis consider my Elvis at your disposal for any Elvis you might consider appropriate. I will even Elvis your Elvis in order to keep the peace.