They are tarted up in plumage bright
Above the crowds they proudly prance and strut
The clothes they wear are awfully tight
As they float in the Mardi Gras parade.

CH:

Oh, the ladies of the Mardi Gras
Since they're all for equal-i-tee
Invite their studly brothers, too,
Their intimates to flaunt and see!

They have traveled all the city streets
Thrown panties, bras and all to the wind
'Til the east and west...they meets!
And their privates are air dried and bare!

CH:

Orgy? Is this then what it's come to,
A Licentious silken a'tossing?
At parade's end, clothed tushies are few?
Next day at church all are true confessors!

CH:

Oh well, not much comparitively, but there ya go! Wasn't gonna write about this at all at first...thought it was too puerile and sexist! And, man! They'd better be laundered!!

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