Since Arlo Guthrie's an American bloke,
You just may not have gotten the joke.
So perhaps you will go into hysterics,
When you ascertain the original lyrics.
A ki, you see, is a whole lot of something you smoke;
The first time or two it'll make you choke.
So you might want to stick with the couple of teas
--that I sent you, but still, here's the words of Guthrie's:

COMING INTO LOS ANGELES

Coming in from London from over the pole
Flying in a big airliner
Chickens flyin' everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer

Refrain:
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of ki's
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister customs man

There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico
No, he couldn't look much stranger
Walkin' in the hall with his things and all
Smiling said he was the Lone Ranger

{Refrain}

Hip woman walkin' on the moving floor
Tripping on the escalator
There's a man in the line and she's blowin' his mind
Thinking that he's already made her

{Refrain}

Coming in from London from over the pole
Flying in a big airliner
Chickens flyin' everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer

{Refrain}