Sins, I aspire to reach that exalted level.......Right now the best I can do is hang around the schools:

"Hey......(whistles)....yeah, you...Kid..........c'meer a sec........Wanna' be cool?..........I can jazz ya' up on B12 Man.....Makes you a wildman...........Hey....won't hurtcha'............Try this...........a little toast and a little Vegemite and you'll be digging your boringass History teacher......Give it a try..........."

Spaw