Aah've not been te Whitby since a wez a lad - Now aah cannit gan at aall becoz me passport's expired! Aah could become an illegal immigran t and let the government gerruz a big hoose in Yorkshire

Aah agree though! It IS a canny fetsival

Ye knaah why the river Mersey runs through Liverpool???

If it waalked it'd get mugged!

Aah still think it's a language - Just like Geordie!! Say what yez like, there are some terms in so caaalled 'dialect' that divvent have a proper word in the english language - Just like the Scots!!

Anyway - What div aah knaah - Aa'm just a Thick Geordie Yacka

Now the Aussies! They apparently have 52 different words for 'Vomiting' - Is that class or what???