Attaboy Mike! Pissing like a racehorse, eh?
And a good dump too!
Tawmmie, try pulling his finger instead of squeezing it.
It'll make him fart... oh no, this is turning into a 'Spaw thread.
I'm really glad to hear the good news, ma'am; take care of yourself and give the big lug a hug and a kiss for me.
Use the tongue, and tell him it's from me.
That ought to wake him up!
ALl my best to you both.

Seamus