If u rote inglish the way its spoken, yood rite it mostly rong.

English hasn't got a (unique) alphabet, it shares the Roman alphabet with various others, so perhaps English isn't a language.

As for a "set grammar", grammar changes- does that mean that every now and again English stops being a language, and becomes a dialect? Punk 2 Asians likewise.

I've nothing against Liverpool; I once parked there for a couple of hours without losing any wheels at all. But they never got over Americans telling them that their accent was cute back in the 60s.