Back off, o' ye of ample bosom!! I am the resident Mudkin here, and will be the favorite. You, of course, may get in line, but only when I am done powdering, diapering, spoilin' (but not ruinin'), lovin', kissin', and such to my fill. And when the time is right, I intend to teach the child necessary skills such as finding frogs, spittin', and getting dirty. These are important skills for a growing child to make their way. But I'll tell you what. We can all share in teaching the child a bunch of songs.

Mick