It's about time, ya big galoot. I was getting worried about you gaining enough layabout time to possibly start a competing firm of layabouts. Tawmmie, don't let him have too many bowel movements until he wakes up. He has developed a reputation for being full of shit. As another of those known for this, I can tell you one must be awake and at full faculative (howzat for a word, Seamus??? Top that!!) capacity in order to maintain just the right amount of shit to keep one's reputation. He doesn't have the full of "piss and vinegar" worry, that is a young man's condition, so feel free to let him pee all he wants.

Hug that big sucker for me. Anything you do beyond that, blame on Seamus.

All the best,

Mick