Well in order to keep the thread going I thought I might start a song… All lyrical (or not so lyrical) contributions gratefully appreciated….

The Boxers – to the tune of "The Boxer" – Simon and Garfunkel

I am just a schoolboy on a playing field so cold I've forgotten my PE kit and they've made me wear my vest and boxers instead

I'm half the size of the ape who is now stamping my head into the wet ground I wanna die die die die die

When I left my home and my family, mummy made sure the were clean On this morning in case of accidents so the doctors would hesitate to operate….

Over to you folks...