I remember this song being a country classic in the early 80's when I was a little kid! I love it--haven't heard it in years. Let me look for the full lyrics, but here's something to tide you over until then.

Don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
You can have another woman
But don't mess with my toot toot

When she was born in her birth suit
The doctor slapped her behind
He said "You're gonna be a-special"
My sweet little toot toot


--Mbo