Spaw, you ALMOST have it right-- I'm jogging 100 miles a week in the pool, and I have 4 sponsors now and can use a few more. Some have sposnsored me by the mile, sopme by the day, others by the hour-- whatever! PM me to get the URL to see the miles pile up.

AND, Spaw, I will even dedicate the numerous farts that accompany this feat to YOUR portion of the elf fund! Name your price-- I will let people include that along with the AquaBucks.

But if you could just make a few MP3's of your farts, to auction off, think how much could be raised! Now THERE is a premium!

Boy, Alaska Mike is gonna be mad when he finds out they didn't save his, uh... product for Auctioning off for Jeff!

~Susan