O' course ye could write Brummie, Villan! Aah'll just hand ye ower te me mate Winston from Wolverhampton........

...... Awwroyt youell!! Howm ye dewin'guh? Orm a beeg beeg fan of Jespah Kerrit yar nowse!!

Aallreet Winston! Ta Mate!! - He's a canny lad Winston burreez aallwez tryin' te pinch somebody's Cortina ye knaah!

Seriously though! Writing it just comes naturally - I used to speak like that as a kid and I love the dialect AND the language of the Geordies but when I moved south and had to go back to school they kept calling me 'Jock' and beating me up so I learned to speak 'Hampshire' until the muscles arrived from Charles Atlas's course and THEN I kicked some arse! Kept a sort-of southern accent tinged with Birkenhead & Geordie since then

And aall this is nee mair than a king-size wind-up man!!