When an odor wafts by, the 'Catters have a rule
To cry out their loudest, "Hey Mick! We've got a stool!"
But another custom, of more delight that these
Is watching Uncle Big Mick, changin' Goober's pees.

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I think this song has lasted almost long enough
The baby's interestin', but the subject's mighty rough
I wish this kid was grown up, at least up to my knees
So we could talk about the old days, Mick, and Goober's pees.