The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #95824   Message #1867479
Posted By: McGrath of Harlow
24-Oct-06 - 03:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Who are 'The Dickens'?
Subject: RE: BS: Who are 'The Dickens'?
Bug's ear...chicken's lips...

We don't have luxuries like those back here.

How about "as much use as a fart in a bottle"?