Liz, I kind of like your "Smeggy Poo,"   Should be a hit!

A few more:

Buy Me a Beer, Mister Shane
or
My Queer Mister Shane

Makers of SPAM

Adam In The Yard Unpinning Leaves

After The Brawl

Age Of Asparagus or   Sage On Asparagus

Achin' Drum

Ain't Gonna Heave My Load No More

Can't Help But Wander - So I'm Bound