I remember the 50s - all jelly, football, Hancock's Half Hour, Take It From Here, and the lights coming back on after the 40s. And Matthews' Cup Final. And my first kiss, aged c. 9 - well the other boys forced me to kiss both twins they thought I was interested in. Then I could back to the important matter of playing football.

So if either of the Elder twins is reading this............


One nearer to 85 billion - this is a doddle.




    Ivor