"#$@! hick town #$%! small town $%*^! provincialism.

(The several misspellings aren't too profesional either.)"


On behalf of all ignorant, inbred, sub-human citizens of hick towns, I'd like to apologize to you big-city sopisticates for our pig-headed provincialism, not to mention amateurish spelling. It must be frustrating for you to have to deal with us, but please remember, most of us didn't make it beyond grade to I mean too I mean tow.