Hi PA - yeah I know all about the Buncefield thingy

I was there

I work three miles away on Mondays and Wednesday

I had to watch the flames licking the horizon as I measured me do dahs

I was expecting to see an oil tank suddenly fly across the sky

And I didn't get a letter from the Queen offering her support and good wishes - do you think she knows?

We have the secret headquarters of NATO near Watford - it has a sign and everything

Headline - husband lost in cyder space