Thanks, Amus. I'll credit you on the label of the CD as a research assistant!

Met a lovely young groupie last night named Victoria Rotledge or something. You know how it is with groupies, you can never hear their name clearly over all the shouting and screaming. THIS one managed to get past the security and was all OVER me. I certainly did enjoy it, even though she seemed too young. English bird, I think. I a few more years, when she's eighteen, I might be temped, if you know what I mean.

Oh, the Agent tells me that "The Alphabet Song" has gone platinum. Imagine that! And I recorded it less than a week ago!