Seagoon: Listen! Warning! Do not land at Croydon Airport because it's not there yet.

Bluebottle: Right oh then!

Seagoon: Now, what is your exact position?

Bluebottle: I'm lying on my side, with my knees drawn up, under my chin.

Seagoon: Why?

Bluebottle: I'm at home, in bed.

Seagoon: You fool, McChisle. You've got the wrong number!