I spread meself around all the natural disaster areas

It's dead deer in Woburn on Thursday, ecological pollution from the Jordans Mill on Tuesdays, road rage friday - it seems trouble follows me around - I can't understand why

I live near Luton - evidently was worthy of it's very own special nuclear bomb from Russia; because it used to produce all the UK's ball bearing requirements - tanks and fings can't work without them

Luton no longer makes anything apart from goals

I can't say I cherish sharing clothes with the Queen - she is a public servant after all