Really - nine kids? Yikes! I somehow don't think either of us is looking for Goober to be one of nine. We'll try not to make the gifts of lore, repartee, etc. too predictive - except that I'm holding all of you to your diaper changing promises:
Mick receives a phone call at 3 in the morning:
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Whadda hudda helLO?
Hi Mick! Goober's diapers need changing!
Whadda huh whatsa WHAT TIME IS IT?
3 a.m. You did say you wanted to change diapers, right?
But it's 45 minutes to your house!
Yeah, we'll take this one, but Goober'll be ready for another change by the time you get here...."
And Mick, being the big ol' sweetie he is, actually comes. And being naturally vengeful, he brings the Uilleann pipes....