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1 According to most reference books, which is the first animal ? Eric Burdon
2 Which W.Israeli port (now part of Tel Aviv) shares its name with a type of orange ?Seville? Or is that the home of the barber shop?
3 Which English Quaker planned the city of Philadelphia? Phil Nogun.
4 What name is given to the albino polecat, used for hunting rats, rabbits etc., ? Whitey
5 What sport was often commentated on by David Vine ? Grape picking
6 What is the first word of each verse of the Beatitudes, from the "Sermon on The Mount" ? Fucked      
7 Which pop group had hits with "Waterloo" & "Fernando" ?The Big Hairy Boney Parts
8 What is a more common name for the 'Squeeze box' ?Firewood
9 What word describes perfect emptiness ? Shamblebrain
10 What is another name for an accountant ? (Ok, this could account for 3 connections!)Crook, Criminal,or Boring....Depends on context and where you meet them
11 What two word term is often used to describe poorly trained troops, likely to fall against superior firepower ?Republican Guard?
12 What word means well informed and perceptive; shrewd? Spaw
13 What is the source of the food colourant cochineal ?The sweat off the nutsack of Bugsy Reddye
14 What name is given to a pair of raised cymbals, operated by a stick or pedal, used as part of a drum kit ? Trilby Clangers?
15 Who is lead singer with the Rolling Stones ? Biglips Jackoff
16 What term describes a moderate yellow colour, sometimes with a greenish tinge ? Piss
17 What name is given to a Muslim who has made the pilgrimage to Mecca ? MoJo "Flatfoot" Archfallah
18 Which game played on a snooker-type table uses a set of balls usually differentiated both by colours, and by numbers Bingo
19 Which game, played on a snooker table uses only three balls ?It's called "Castration" or "You Bet Your Balls" where three men sit around the table and answer questions. Every wrong answer, the guy loses a nut. When the total ball count at the table numbers three, the guy with the most still hanging wins
20 Which British film company is known mainly for its horror films ?All of them. Brit films are all frighteningly bad
21 From which plant is opium obtained ? Buzzbalm
22 Which fictitious character had a watch that told the day and date, but not the time ? (but it didn't matter as it was always Teatime)Prince Phillip.....At least he seems fictitious
23 What is the British term for the American 'Firefly' ? The Brits call it a "Lucas" for the famed inventor of many electrical parts like his 6 position switch with the settings Off, Dim, Flicker, Smoke Smolder, Ignite.
24 Which people are referred to by Kipling, saying"So 'ere's to you _____ _____, at your 'ome in the Soudan,You're a poor benighted 'eathen but a first class fightin' man;An' 'ere's to you, _____ _____, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'airYou big black boundin' beggar -for you broke a British square !"A people also mentioned from time to time by Corporal Jones in "Dad's Army" ?Mother Fuckers


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