I can see that there's a woman's side to this issue. Maybe I could use the title "No High Heels In Heaven." I must admit that my Mother wore low high heels when she dressed up. She was just five feet tall, and at least she could see over stuff a little better.
Maybe "In The Land Of Oshkosh B'Gosh" is a better title. I have no idea what the female counterpart of that would be.

I find it humorous that the brand name Oshkosh B'Gosh is upscale and trendy now. Oshkosh B'Gosh just made bib work overalls when I was a kid. Now, the fancy stores will sell you designer Oshkosh B'Gosh bib overalls for your baby. And, down at Walmart's you can buy cheap Chinese copies of work overalls with a strap on the side to carry your hammer. Sixteen year old boys buy them so big they can hardly keep them from falling off when they walk, and they probably don't even know what a hammer is.

Life gets weirder by the moment.

(Now there's a good title for you..)

Jerry