I know this is a bit of a sad b*st*rd request and I do play with other people.

I sometimes practice with a metronome but have the rhythm section of an old elctronic keyboard much more fun. It has a selection of 88 different tracks from 4/4 to Latin and beyond. I can also control volume and speed(?).

It is a but of bother to set up and it takes up space. Does anyone know of a similar electronic rhythm section with built-in speakers, total size about the same as a kettle?