Have you tried the breakfast in the Bedworth covered market
Bacon, eggs and sausage, black pudding too
Inch-thick bread and butter, beans and tomatoes
Costs you two pound fifty, makes you feel like new.

So how can you say you're not hungry
And say you're not the troughing kind
Let me take you by the hand and lead you to the treats of Bedworth
I'll show you something to make you change your mind.

(Sorry, Ralph)