If somone is going to go to that much trouble -- climb a tree, hide in a bush, carry an infrared source AND wear special goggles to see the reflected light -- in order to find out what Mrs Bumly-Cholmesley-Jones-Raffington has under her windbreaker, I'm afraid he's in a losing business. Fifteen minutes on the internet will get him far better results in the exposed body parts department, for much less effort and much less risk.

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