Chorus:
On Friday, I had a bridie.
On Saturday, I had a bridie.
On Sunday, I had a bridie.
On Monday I had a bridie
On Tuesday I had a bridie
On Wednesday I had a bridie.
On Thursday, it was the best day, I had 2 great big fat bridies!

Some folk like the cake they mak in Dundee
In Aiberdeen, they like their butteries.
And the Arbroathies, they like smokies
But in Forfar, we like bridies

I get invited to lots o' parties.
they gie me coke an' loads o' smarties
But that's nae guid, don't mean ti be rude,
But I only eat the one food.

School dinners are hard tae take
'cause they've banned the chips an' the chocolate cake.
And now we hae a salad bar,
But I want tae ken far the bridies are!

these are the words as I sang them (from memory) I will check with Scott next time I see him BJ