Ok, so what if they are all bad. Some are worse than others and alone can make them a favorite.

"Harold, call me"

"Hey girfriend, didnt you know that the KKK was Democrat and that Martin Luther King was Republican?"

my worst offerings:

"My opponent has painted himself into a corner"
( image of a straw man with a Pinnochio nose who is holding a red herring in one hand and a paint brush in the other )



Obscured man in dark silloquette:
"Yeah I served in Viet Nam with now Senator Suckman. He used to collect the ears of all the children he killed"
paid for by the citizens against lieing sacks of shit.


"not only is my opponent for cloning stem cells , he is personally respondsible for flushing trillions of gamete cells down the drain of our public water system.