The only skunk in my area is the bastard who's been shining a very powerful beam straight into my windows and following me round the house with it. He is not a wildlife photographer. As I've since found out he lives six doors away from me. How do I know ? Tonight I caught him at it, along with two accomplices The three of them ran off with me shouting after them. I then rang the police. While I was talking to the police officer, this little scumbag's father came out and accused me of being "very abusive" to the poor sod!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't it grand to have nice neighbours?