Dearest Santa
Whoopeeeeeeeeee!
I gotta card from my Santa today.
Very puzzling card in vietnamese with an Australian postmark and an upside down stamp.
Does this mean that I have a Santa from the sunny side of the globe? Must do. Everyone knows that Australians have to walk on their hands so they can hang on and not fall off the bottom of the planet.
Thank you Santa.
I'm being extra good between now and Christmas so I deserve a pressie too.