GET SCREED!

(Bluegrass Banjo intro and tempo count)....

If your mind's forever rambling,
And your heart seems to be gamblin'
And your inner voice is crying out in need
Don'tcha be another Ahab
Just drop on by to MOAB,
Click on a link, come in and you'll get screed.

Get screed! You'll get screed!
The finest scrimshaw prose you ever see'd!
When there's no food for reflection
And you've a hongry mind to feed,
Just come on by to Mom, and you'll get screed

Oh, them MOABites are friendly folk
They love to share a kindly joke
They're decent, straight and clean in word and deed.
But when intellectual starvation
Makes you want to try self-defenstration,
Just click on MOAB's link, and tyou'll get screed!

Get screed! You'll get screed!
The finest scrimshaw prose you ever see'd!
When there's no food for reflection
And you've a hongry mind to feed,
Just come on by to Mom, and you'll get screed

So stop your cogitatin'
All that mental flagellation,
There's no call for jes' sittin' on the shelf.
The thread is out there calling
And once you're out there, balling,
You'll find you've finally truly screed yourself!!

Get screed! You'll get screed!
The finest scrimshaw prose you ever see'd!
When there's no food for reflection
And you've a hongry mind to feed,
Just come on by to Mom, and you'll get screed

Roscoe Thudpumper and the Blue Ball Chain Gang Boys
Lomax Learns Deprivation--Songs Sung By Mental Sharecroppers of America
Disco Dux Folklorico, 1969