I'll take my batteries with a grain o' salt, but I"m still in. Sounds like there's enough batteries required to successfully hold an Assembly Of God service with a warranty plan besides, and like a chance to actually make History. A chance at battery powered immortality has to be better than a chance at none at all. Kinda like a cemetary catalog offering several grades and upgrades of "eternal flames". I hope rehearsals will be in a secured and heavily guarded location.