OOOO she looked d*mn good like a young girl should
with the wind blowin up her nighty
her t*ts hung loose
like the b*lls on a moose
O J*sus Chr*st Almighty

Well, she jumped in bed
and bumped her head
and said I couldn't find her
I knew d*mn well
she lied like h*ll
so I jumped right in behind her

Well I banged her once
and I banged her twice
and I banged her once too often
I broke the mainspring in her @ss
and now she's in her coffin.